The next challenge
Apr. 6th, 2026 09:49 amThat means I have just under 3 weeks to make this happen!
Easter progress
Apr. 6th, 2026 12:19 amI'm happy with the chapter, although I only got through about half of what I'd planned for chapter 14. I'll have to revise my outline for the fourth or fifth time, haha!
It's all right -- I've been pondering adding some new elements to the story. We'll just have to wait and see!
Fandom 5k 2026
Apr. 5th, 2026 08:23 pmSome of this is copied from previous letters, and I am also happy with what I asked for in my previous letters. I am very easy to please. Think of the prompts as vague suggestions to get your ideas flowing. As a rule, as long as the relationships I request are the focus, I’m going to be thrilled with whatever you come up with. I have received some wonderful gifts for many of these requests in the past. If I am requesting them again, it only means I am greedy and want more! (Seriously, go see my Gifts page. I have been spoiled rotten!) Don't read into some requests being longer than others. For some things, my entire request can be boiled down to, "Pretty! Want!"
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Revised FFFX
Apr. 4th, 2026 09:08 amOnce again, these original character stories kicked my butt. It's so difficult for me to make original characters and an original plot, even when I'm recycling from other characters and plots that would be easy in fanfic. I think it's because so much of the story is "greenfield" (i.e., original, I can do anything I want), and I have to decide on everything, and it's just very taxing.
But finally, I did manage to finish it. Is it my best work? Probably not. And it's too bad that it's not, because I really did enjoy the prompts that I matched on!
I just need to stop offering original works as a match. If I write original characters, I need to throw that up on Kindle Unlimited and earn $0.50 a month, haha!
AO3 April Fool's announcement!
Apr. 1st, 2026 01:02 amOmegas are the glue that holds us all together, providing the essential social lubricant needed for our society to function—and yet they are often maligned and treated as lesser-than. This April, we are changing part of our logo to highlight omegas as part of our commitment to the inclusion and wellbeing of our omega volunteers and users.
We believe that visibility is important. As we post this, we’re home to over 2,900 omega characters and counting. AO3 is one of the only spaces online where omegas are in the limelight, and we are proud to offer this safe space.
Volunteers at the OTW are never required to state their designations, though many choose to do so. Regardless of their decision or subgender, we aim to support our volunteers to the best of our ability; our policies on short breaks and hiatuses are written to help volunteers maintain their privacy and focus on their needs. Here are some words from our volunteers on the subject:
“As someone in a leadership position at the OTW I have always felt supported by my fellow volunteers in all matters relating to my designation. Going on break regularly is a non-issue because my alpha chair assistants hold down the nest without taking advantage of my absence, and the only comments I get from my committee are people asking whether I’ve had enough rest when I return.” — Choux, Communications Chair (Ω)
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“Fandom unites us in a way that transcends bounds. I’m incredibly proud to be a part of an organization that champions its volunteers regardless of subgender, with no tolerance for alpha posturing.” — Tal, Tag Wrangling Supervisor (α)
“As an older omega, it is a rare thing to find a volunteer community so consistently supportive. Three years of service, and the whole OTW has always had my back.” — Remi, OTW Tumblr Mod (Ω)
How truly progressive of them! /j
Giftees who never kudosed
Mar. 31st, 2026 09:15 pmSELECT
r."Recipient_user_key",
u."User_name",
w."Work_key",
w."Work_name"
FROM "Bridge_WorkRecipient" r
JOIN "Dim_Work" w
ON r."Work_key" = w."Work_key"
JOIN "Dim_User" u
ON r."Recipient_user_key" = u."User_key"
LEFT JOIN "Fact_Kudos" k
ON k."Kudos_work" = w."Work_key"
AND k."Kudos_user" = r."Recipient_user_key"
WHERE w."Work_is_gift" = TRUE
AND k."Kudos_key" IS NULL;
There are 11 such cases!
DNF?
Mar. 31st, 2026 11:25 pmWas recently attempting to reading a book and found myself dreading picking it up again (just... so slooooooow). DNF (Did Not Finish) it is! (I actually gave the book more of a chance than I usually would, on account of: (a) i got it at an event where I got it signed/met the author and (b) it is a beautiful physical object.) Now I'm curious what "rules", if any, people have with DNFs? Are there things that make you read more/less of a book before you decide to drop it?
Ragtag Family With A Mission - 20+ icons of Star Wars: Rebels for free20in20
Mar. 30th, 2026 06:58 am( Rebellions are based on hope... )
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In the Land of White Death, by Valerian Albanov
Mar. 29th, 2026 05:58 pmThey had to make their own sledges and kayaks before setting off, because Brusilov didn't have any of that kind of stuff, and Albanov spends a lot of time yelling at the guys not to just leave them behind and go on skis, we actually need these to navigate, fools. I can sort of visualize loading kayaks on sledges to cross ice, but lashing sledges to the kayaks to cross the water gaps is impressive! (Later he talks more about "we lashed them on crosswise," but it was hard for me to visualize at first. They start with five sledges and also five kayaks that take turns riding on each other, it's not five sledge-cum-kayak-vehicles.)
Albanov was definitely a member of the Fridtjof Nansen fan club; they have basically no books on the Saint Anna, but they do have a map of Nansen's travels from "Farthest North." He and Johansen had approached the Franz Josef Archipelago from the east (rather than from the west like Albanov), Albanov is trying to find the supplies where they'd made camp, in the middle.
There's one woman on the Saint Anna, Yerminiya Zhdanko. She was originally hired as a nurse, and apparently took very good care of Brusilov during his illness, but also is the crew's "hostess" at meals. Is this just men defaulting to "oh of course the woman will be doing the ~feminine~ jobs"?
Denisov, a harpooner who stays with the Saint Anna, gets about as much biographical background as anyone. He "was half Ukrainian and half Norwegian." But because this is a Russian narrator writing in 1917, Denisov's father's home is in "the Ukraine," oof.
There's probably a spectrum to draw rating all the expedition leader+second-in-command dynamics. But Brusilov is new levels of awful. His POV on the crew asking to leave:
And here's Albanov shortly before their departure:
Brusilov asked me if he had forgotten to list anything. His pettiness astounded me.
As they're marching across the ice, two guys steal a bunch of supplies on the guise of a "scouting expedition" and disappear. Albanov is furious, but reasons that they can't waste time trying to track them down. A week later, they reach land, it's great, there is fresh food and flowers and everything is wonderful. Turns out the thieves are also there.
You know how some people really bond together and become friends while facing ordeals together? Yeah nope:
Worsley when they're almost to Elephant Island :handshake meme: Albanov when they're almost to Northbrook Island
not like this, we're so freaking close
The footnotes are detailed and useful, so is the index. (Every time he uses the phrase "white death," take a shot.)
Adding to my database?
Mar. 27th, 2026 10:18 pmI already have a Dim_Work table for the things I've written, and a Dim_User table to store info on users, and those are joined by a Fact_Kudos table to link a user to a work by the date of the kudos they left me.
I could add a new Fact table for Dim_GiftWork, which would mark the date, exchange, and user who gave me a gift, along with what date the gift was revealed. (I don't care what date they posted their gift; their wordcount over time means nothing to me, so I wouldn't track that.)
While I'm at it, I could finally split out Exchanges and Ships into their own tables.
So I think I'm going to add the following:
Dim_Exchange
- Exchange_key (PK) - Surrogate key
- Exchange_name - e.g., “Yuletide”
- Exchange_type - Optional (e.g., “Secret Santa”, “Big Bang”)
- Exchange_year - Useful for reporting
- Exchange_notes - freeform in case I have notes to store
~~~
Dim_Ship
- Ship_key (PK) - Surrogate key
- Ship_name - e.g., "Gingerpilot"
- Ship_fandom - I might make this into a table of its own later
- Ship_notes - for alternate names, tags, or clarifications
~~~
Bridge_WorkShip
- Work_key (FK) - Links to Dim_Work
- Ship_key (FK) - Links to Dim_Ship
This bridge table is necessary because a single work can have more than one ship, and of course a single ship can exist in more than one work. So it's a classic Many-to-Many relationship, which causes ALL sorts of problems if the data isn't normalized into a nice bridge table like this one. :)
~~~
Bridge_WorkRecipient
- Work_key (FK) - Links to Dim_Work
- Recipient_user_key (FK) - Links to Dim_User
This bridge table links Dim_Work → Dim_User to track the recipient(s) of works I wrote as gifts (there can be more than one).
~~~
Dim_GiftWork
- GiftWork_key (PK) - Surrogate key
- GiftWork_title
- GiftWork_exchange_key (FK) - Links to Dim_Exchange
- GiftWork_ship_key (FK) - Links to Dim_Ship
- GiftWork_author_key (FK) - Links to Dim_User
- GiftWork_reveal_date - The date the gift was revealed
This table would be for gifts that were given to me.
~~~
Fact_GiftWork
- GiftFact_key (PK) - Surrogate key
- GiftWork_key (FK) - The gift work
- Recipient_user_key (FK) - The user I wrote it for
- Reveal_date - helps with reporting over time
(I might add this later -- it's optional. This table would be helpful if I needed easier metrics over time, reporting on the gifts given to me. I don't think I really need it -- I haven't received THAT many gift works!)
Tent Life in Siberia, by George Kennan
Mar. 27th, 2026 08:40 pmExpedition: the 1865-67 Russian-American Telegraph Company. People had tried to lay a telegraphic cable under the Atlantic Ocean, it didn't last, so another company was like "what if we go up the North American west coast, across the Bering Strait*, then across all of Russia and connect up with the existing telegraph system in Moscow?" So this was part of the exploration/research/preliminary scouting for that. It kind of ends abruptly with "okay never mind, they got the Atlantic Ocean route working after all, let's stop," but hey, that's just capitalism.
This is more of a humorous travelogue with lots of droll tongue-in-cheek, culture shock, wedding-crashers type stuff. Seasickness:
Many of the place names and Russian loanwords didn't have their spelling standardized by this point. Stuff like "yourt" and "toondra" are always in scare quotes, ditto his spelling for balalaika and sastrugi (which is admittedly not a super common word unless you're in polar nonsense fandom...) *And the body of water between Asia and North America is "Behring's Straits" at this point. Early on he complains about Russian transliteration, why is there a "W" in "Wrangell" [Island] or "Wladimir," why would you want to spell this province name "Kamtchatka," nobody pronounces the first "T." So that aged well! (Most of my knowledge of Kamchatka comes from playing, or at least setting up, games of Risk with my brother, who had a line about 'Kamchatka will never forgive you!!')
The word I wish they'd had a translation or gloss for is "verst," which I wasn't familiar with. A verst is 1.07 kilometers, or about 2/3 of a mile.
Nitpick: there are maps in the endpapers, which is great, but it's very zoomed out, a lot of it is the proposed route of the telegraph across the rest of Russia, and the map goes as far south as India and the Arabian Peninsula. Would have been better zoomed in on the area that's actually the focus, but maybe a lot of the smaller settlements didn't have their coordinates mapped...
Obviously Kennan is not a professional anthropologist so take the cultural observations with a grain of salt. I thought the contrast between "the nomads' culture can seem kind of ruthless and harsh to us, but that's a byproduct of the circumstances under which they live, they're as honest and hospitable as anyone else" versus "their cousins who live in settlements are just the worst, most lazy, and terrible" was an interesting parallel to the worldbuilding in cultures like the Outskirters from the Steerswoman series. The details of "these people live in their summer habitations for three months, damming up the river and catching lots of salmon, then go back to their winter village for most of the year," and "the central government of Russia is trying to tax people's fishing harvests so that they have insurance for years when there isn't a good catch" also seem like neat worldbuilding concepts. Maybe for future origfic.
A ball at the house of a priest on Sunday night struck me as implying a good deal of inconsistency, and I hesitated about sanctioning so plain a violation of the fourth commandment. Dodd, however, proved to me in the most conclusive manner that, owing to difference in time, it was Saturday in America and not Sunday at all; that our friends at that very moment were engaged in business or pleasure, and that our happening to be on the other side of the world was no reason why we should not do what our antipodal friends were doing at exactly the same time. I was conscious that this reasoning was sophistical, but Dodd mixed me up so with his "longitude," "Greenwich time," "Bowditch's Navigators," "Russian Sundays" and "American Sundays," that I was hopelessly bewildered, and couldn't ahve told for my life whether it was to-day in America or yesterday, or when a Siberian Sunday did begin. I finally concluded that as the Russians kept Saturday night, and began another week at sunset on the Sabbath, a dance would perhaps be sufficiently innocent for that evening. According to Siberian ideas of propriety it was just the thing.
The Solution
Mar. 24th, 2026 11:25 pmJayneSilver: This is giving "Mitaka, come look at this," 😌
Mitaka: I really shouldn't be so aroused by this 🥵
ArtemisDart: Literally laughing out loud, yes exactly
Damn, I have other things to write
JayneSilver: Oh my god please 😂
Post colonoscopy Hitaka 🤣
We can get even more niche
ArtemisDart: There is no niche the solution did not flush out 😂🥵
Haha! It struck me as hilarious, so I took a couple of hours and banged out a short story on the prompt.
The Solution
Author: ArtemisDart
Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Ship: Armitage Hux/Dopheld Mitaka
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Wordcount: 2,482
Summary: Lieutenant Dopheld Mitaka gets flustered when his superior officer goes into graphic detail about his recent medical procedure. Surely it cannot be seemly to discuss these matters!
But Mitaka has no objections to checking the medical team's work in a more intimate setting...
I gave the fic to Jayne as a gift, and she was very amused by it!